Category Archives: Stupidity

Funny – I've never Met a Dog named "Kevin"…

From AP:

A Brazilian legislator wants to make it illegal to give pets names that are common among people. Federal congressman Reinaldo Santos e Silva proposed the law after psychologists suggested that some children may get depressed when they learn they share their first name with someone’s pet, said Damarias Alves, a spokeswoman for Silva.

“Names have importance,” said Alves. The congressman “wants to challenge people’s assumptions that it’s acceptable to give animals human names,” she said.

If the law is passed, pet stores and veterinary clinics would be required to display a sign noting the prohibition of human first names for pets.

Brazilians who break the law would be subject to fines or community service.

Alves admitted the law’s chances of passage were slim but said Silva hoped the bill would call attention to his other efforts to protect animals.

“He’s proposed many laws to protect wildlife in Brazil, but this is the only one that has ever gotten any attention,” Alves said.

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The Blessing of Heaven is on Bush

Double oy. From CNN:

“And I warned him about this war. I had deep misgivings about this war, deep misgivings. And I was trying to say, ‘Mr. President, you had better prepare the American people for casualties.’ ”

Robertson said the president then told him, “Oh, no, we’re not going to have any casualties.”

Robertson, the televangelist who sought the Republican presidential nomination in 1988, said he wishes Bush would admit to mistakes made.

“I mean, the Lord told me it was going to be A, a disaster, and B, messy,” Robertson said. “I warned him about casualties.”

Even as Robertson criticized Bush for downplaying the potential dangers of the Iraq war, he heaped praise on Bush, saying he believes the president will win the election and that “the blessing of heaven is on Bush.”

“Even if he stumbles and messes up — and he’s had his share of stumbles and gaffes — I just think God’s blessing is on him,” Robertson said.

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Kite Flying an Extreme Sport?

Kite flying techniques in Pakistan seem to be a very different from where I grew up:

Seven people were killed and more than 100 injured in Pakistan during the annual kite flying festival marking the arrival of spring, officials said today.

An 18-month-old girl’s throat was cut by a stray kite string while she was travelling with her parents on a motorbike, witnesses said, adding that she died on the spot.

Three people were electrocuted when metal wires they were using to fly or catch stray kites fell on live electric lines, and two people fell from roofs, hospital officials said.

A 12-year-old boy died while trying to catch a stray kite when he was hit by a car on a main road, police said.

More than 100 people had been reported injured since last night in various kite-related accidents, medical workers said.

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Black and Gray TV?

From the Cape Times:

Zimbabwe’s colour TV may also ban pink, purple, white and green

“Red is just the start,” said Solly Solinga, spokesperson for Zimbabwean Television, when I phoned him about the decision to ban that colour from the country’s TV screens because it symbolised the opposition Movement for Democratic Change party. “We have other colours in mind, too.”

“But there is red in so many things,” I argued. “You can’t simply ban it out of the spectrum.”

“We can do what we like with the spectrum, whatever that is,” said Solly. “We are not bound by Western concepts. Besides, red also signifies other hateful things to our revered president. It is the colour of London buses, so beloved by our former colonial oppressors. There is also the red herring of human rights abuses, when everyone knows our people have never been happier. Worst of all is when our enemies claim our national finances are in the red, so envious are they of our favourite colour, black.”

“What about red carpets?” I asked.

“The president is prepared to make an exception in the case of red carpets, so long as they are for him,” said Solly. “Pink is also banned. It reminds the president of homosexuals.”

Read the rest here.

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The Induce Act: Innovation Under Attack

From the EFF’s web site:

Senator Orrin Hatch’s new Inducing Infringement of Copyright Act (S.2560, Induce Act) would make it a crime to aid, abet, or induce copyright infringement. He want us all to think that the Induce Act is no big deal and that it only targets “the bad guys” while leaving “the good guys” alone. He says that it doesn’t change the law; it just clarifies it.

He’s wrong.

Right now, under the Supreme Court’s ruling in Sony v. Universal (the Betamax VCR case), devices like the iPod and CD burners are 100% legal — not because they aren’t sometimes used for infringement, but because they also have legitimate uses. The Court in Sony called these “substantial non-infringing uses.” This has been the rule in the technology sector for the last 20 years. Billions of dollars and thousands of jobs have depended on it. Industries have blossomed under it. But the Induce Act would end that era of innovation. Don’t let this happen on your watch – tell your Senators to fight the Induce Act!

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Hepatitis A discovered at Quiznos in Downtown Crossing

What a way to start the week…

Boston public health officials yesterday urged hundreds of people who ate at a downtown franchise June 17, 18 or 19 to get inoculated for hepatitis A – a shot given in the backside – after a Quiznos worker was hospitalized with the liver disease.

A hospital reported the latest case to the city, which in turn alerted Quiznos after learning the patient worked at the 74 Summer St. franchise.

Although rarely fatal, hepatitis A causes nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, fever and fatigue. The virus has a 15-day incubation period.

Sure enough, I ate there on June 17th. I guess I’ll be dropping trou’ for an innoculation.

More on Boston.com

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Forced erasures of Scalia speech outrage journalists

Jesus, what next??? From CNN:

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Several journalism groups are expressing outrage over the actions of a deputy marshal who forced the erasure of two journalists’ audio recordings of a speech by Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia at a Mississippi high school.

The U.S. Marshals Service stopped short of fully defending the deputy’s actions.

“The deputy’s actions were based on the justice’s standing policy prohibiting such recordings of his remarks,” said Marshals Service spokesman David Turner.

Officials at Presbyterian Christian High School in Hattiesburg did not announce the policy before Scalia’s Wednesday appearance there.

Two reporters recorded the beginning of Scalia’s speech but were ordered to stop and to delete their tapes. One reporter complied, the other refused.

The Associated Press reported that at the event Deputy Marshal Melanie Rube demanded that an AP reporter erase a digital recording of the speech.

The reporter resisted, but when the deputy took the recording device from her, she showed the deputy how to erase the speech, the AP said.
Rube also made a reporter with the Hattiesburg American erase her tape, the AP said.

The U.S. Marshals service did not dispute the AP account of what had happened.
“In such cases the Marshals Services takes the appropriate actions,” said Turner.

But when asked whether the deputy’s actions were “appropriate,” the spokesman replied, “I can’t go that far right now.”

Heads need to roll for this one…

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Cross-Border Church Visit Costs Man $10,000

This was bound to happen sooner or later:

Crossing the U.S.-Canada border to go to church on a Sunday cost a U.S. citizen $10,000 for breaching Washington’s tough new security rules.

The expensive trip to church was a surprise for Richard Albert, a resident of rural Maine who lives so close to the Canadian border the U.S. customs office is right next door to his house.

The local U.S. customs station is closed on Sundays, so he just drove around the locked gate, as he had done every weekend since the gate appeared last May, following a tightening of border security.

Two days later, Albert was summoned to the customs office, where an officer told him he had been caught on camera crossing the border illegally.

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This Sounds Fair to Me – Not

From WSFA12 Montogomery, AL:

Alabama State Representative Alvin Holmes was pulled over after seen weaving on a highway in Montgomery.

An off-duty deputy says he approached Holmes and noticed his speech was slurred and his breath smelled of alcohol.
Holmes denies any wrong-doing. He says he was driving home from the state house that night when his pickup truck started to overheat. He says he pulled over to look for a flashlight and that’s when the deputy pulled in behind him.

So, the State Rep was arrested and taken into custody, right? Wrong.

Holmes wasn’t arrested because he’s a state legislator and a state law gives legislators immunity to certain crimes. During the one hundred and five days of the legislative session, the law says legislators can only be arrested for treason, a felony, or a breach of peace.

The law is a privilege which many say helps legislators break the law. Republican Senator Larry Dixon says it was needed in the 19th century to stop sheriffs from using their power to keep legislators from voting.

Nice.

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False Domain Info May Mean Jail

Via Wired:

Congress may crack down on businesses and people who provide false information when they register a website, proposing huge fines and extra jail time for those who violate copyright and trademark law.

Backers say the bill, known as the Fraudulent Online Identity Sanctions Act, targets only those who lie when submitting data to domain-registration databases and then go on to break federal laws.

Co-sponsors Reps. Lamar Smith (R-Texas) and Howard Berman (D-California) hope the law will help copyright holders track down those who sell counterfeit merchandise on the Web, set up “phisher” sites to con unsuspecting Internet users into turning over credit card and PIN numbers, or illegally offer copyright works for download.

Yet another example of Congress making laws for specific industries, this time the RIAA and MPAA. And they continue to get away with it… Mind you, this is no better or worse that laws they’ve made in the past for farmers, environmental groups, etc. Not only “evil corporations” are special interest groups – something I wish Liberals would begin to understand.

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