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Children warned name of first pet should contain 8 characters and a digit
From NewsBiscuit, via JWZ:
Popular pet names Rover, Cheryl and Kate could be a thing of the past. Banks are now advising parents to think carefully before naming their child’s first pet. For security reasons, the chosen name should have at least eight characters, a capital letter and a digit. It should not be the same as the name of any previous pet, and must never be written down, especially on a collar as that is the first place anyone would look. Ideally, children should consider changing the name of their pet every 12 weeks.
Expectant mothers have also been advised to choose carefully where they give birth. Anywhere that has a place name is best avoided. These are listed on maps, which are freely available on the Internet.
It’s a good idea too, security experts have warned, for children not to get friendly with certain teachers. For instance, Miss Smith may be enriching your son’s education but he should try and see if he can’t make a favourite of Father O’Grinnighan-Scythe II, even though it may mean a lot of staying late.
We tried to call Barclays’ security expert R0b Ste!nway for a comment, but he was not available for 24 hours, having answered his phone incorrectly three times in succession.
via Children warned name of first pet should contain 8 characters and a digit | NewsBiscuit.
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Bad advice, c/o Michael Dell
Just saw this on Reddit; an article on CNET, circa 1997:
Dell: Apple should close shop
By Jai Singh
Staff Writer, CNET NewsORLANDO, Florida–
When it comes to the state of Apple Computer, everyone has an opinion.And at the Gartner Symposium and ITxpo97 here today, the CEO of competitor Dell Computer added his voice to the chorus when asked what could be done to fix the Mac maker. His solution was a drastic one.
“What would I do? I’d shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders,” Michael Dell said before a crowd of several thousand IT executives.
Dell’s comments follow Steve Jobs’s keynote address at the Seybold trade show last week in San Francisco, where the Apple cofounder seemed to win over attendees with his explanation of why he had made certain key decisions, killing the clone market and aligning more closely with Microsoft. The Seybold crowd–as well as some Apple employees–also seemed to be buoyed by the increasing role Jobs has taken on at the company as board member and interim CEO.
But others, like Dell, appear to think that Jobs’s expanded role isn’t helping. There is some concern that Apple will have a hard time recruiting a top-notch CEO because of Jobs’s presence.
Others fear that Apple could end up completely in Microsoft’s camp by deciding to use the NT operating system on its servers. Apple is reportedly planning to come out with network computers that would require high-end servers to function.While many industry executives have offered opinions on how to right Apple’s ship, no high-level executive has made as blatant a comment as Dell’s.
Flash forward 15 years, and let’s see how Dell is doing compared to Apple:
Mind you, I completely understand Dell’s POV back then, and it was shared by most of the industry. Apple was messed up, and it was two heartbeats from death. It’s quite amazing what Jobs and his team did to turn it around into the company it is today.
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Classic Beagle Bros Apple ][ fun
Anyone else remember this?

From the glory days of computing fun. Who the heck first figured out that one line of Applesoft BASIC could make your Apple ][ moo like a cow?
More at the Beagle Bros Software Repository.
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Brilliant XKCD today re: Steve Jobs
“The Eternal Flame”

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They could not have found a better narrator
Go the F–k to Sleep Audiobook. Be sure to listen to the sample.
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Hate-driven Development
Quote of the day, c/o Jamie Zawinski:
“These days, almost all of my software is written out of anger. I used to program for fun, and then for convenience. Now, it’s motivated almost exclusively by rage.”
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