Category Archives: Amusements

Isaac Hayes' Three Laws of Robotics

From Engadget:

Isaac Hayes’ Three Laws of Robotics:

  1. A robot must risk his neck for his brother man, and may not cop out when there’s danger all about.
  2. A robot must be a sex machine to all the chicks, except where such actions conflict with the will of his main woman.
  3. A robot must at all times strive to be one bad motha-shutchyomouth.
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Even the Catholic Church is Outsourcing to India

From Ekklesia:

As US and European companies outsource hi-tech work to India to benefit from low-cost and abundant skilled labour, the clergy is doing likewise seeking to compensate for the acute shortage of priests in the West reports Sky News.

Foreign priests are reportedly shipping out “Mass intentions” — requests for services such as thanksgiving and forgiveness of sins — to congregations in India, with each earning a priest about five euros or six dollars.

The Mass intentions usually come by post or e-mail through the church, although some Indian priests take down the requests by telephone from friends and contacts made abroad.

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The Fine Art of Male Circumcision

From Smartklamp.com:

The SmartKlamp® is a new, one time use only, circumcision tool, which is designed to create, a safer, faster, and smarter way to perform circumcisions.

The SmartKlamp® is a small plastic device, which workings can be compared with the umbilical cord clamp. It consists of a plastic transparent tube of polycarbonate, and a white clamping mechanism of nylon. It is very light and easy to use.

Through its unique design the SmartKlamp® provides for full protection of the penis during the circumcision, and gives a cosmetically predictable result. It makes the circumcision practically bloodless, which helps reducing the risk of spreading infections like AIDS or Hepatitis.

The SmartKlamp® comes in various sizes, from newborn (10mm) to adult, and is individually EO sterilized packed. Every SmartKlamp® is supplied with a size-0-meter, to ensure you select the right size of device.

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Hermione, Oh Me, Oh My

Donald, Donald, Donald…you bring shame to UNIX geeks everywhere. And I’ll bet your web site will bring a restraining order to you some day, too.

The Countdown to Hermione Granger’s 18th birthday

(shudder)

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Animals on the Underground

The Animals, made up using tube lines, stations and junctions were spotted by Paul Middlewick some 15 years ago. The original Animal, the Elephant’ was ‘discovered’ while Paul was staring at the tube map during his daily journey to work.

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Hey, That's My Blow!

FYI – my office is right above the Downtown Crossing subway station.

[Brutus “The Barber”] Beefcake – these days Edward Leslie, 46, of Winchester – voluntarily checked into a treatment program Monday, according to a source, after cocaine he admitted was his created an anthrax scare at the MBTA’s Downtown Crossing subway station.

http://www.wrestling-news.com/artman/publish/article_2047.shtml

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Just Say No to Clown Protests

20 clowns surprise BART riders and a train becomes a fun house

One-year-old Hazel Praught cried when she saw the deluge of clowns. Her mom, Michelle, said she hoped her daughter was not scarred for life.

“One clown is scary enough,” she said.

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Is Georgia Moving Into the 20th Century?

Maybe Georgia ain’t so stoopid:

ATLANTA — Georgia’s school superintendent Thursday dropped plans to remove the word “evolution” from the state’s high school science curriculum.

“I will recommend to the teacher teams that the word ‘evolution’ be put back in the curriculum,” Kathy Cox said in a statement.

Cox said she originally wanted to replace “evolution” with the phrase “biological changes over time” to avoid controversy.

“Instead, a greater controversy ensued,” she said.

The proposal drew widespread criticism. Former President Carter said it exposed the state to nationwide ridicule.

The proposed change was included in more than 800 pages of draft revisions to the curriculum that have been posted by the state Education Department on its Web site.

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Boston Drivers

When I logged in to my home Linux box this morning I received the following “fortune”:

I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the country is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual which I happen to have in my top desk drawer. Some of the Tips for Better Driving are worth considering, to wit:

[110.13]:
“When traveling on a one-way street, stay to the right, so as not
to interfere with oncoming traffic.”

[22.17b]:
“Learning to change lanes takes time and patience. The best
recommendation that can be made is to go to a Celtics [basketball]
game; study the fast break and then go out and practice it
on the highway.”

[41.16]:
“Never bump a baby carriage out of a crosswalk unless the kid’s really
asking for it.”

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DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK!!!

PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK!!!!

SWEET FANCY MOSES, DON’T DO IT! DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING IT!

Seriously, it’s really gross. I’m not kidding.

Last warning…

THE LINK YOU SHOULD NOT CLICK

(See, I told you so)

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