Quotes from my son, Pete

My (now 16 year old) son Pete has a knack for coming up with very funny quotes. I present to you a list of my favorites, in order from Age 10 to Age 16.

  • (At age 10) “I’m slowly losing my youth.”
  • “PAstrami.  I like the way that sounds.  PAAAASTRAAAAAMEEEEEEEEE.”
  • (In FAO Schwarz candy section) “Look at that huge box of nerds!”
  • (To my then 2 year old nephew) “Martin, yellow’s not tasty.”
  • (On food) “Everything’s good out of a can.”
  • “Cheese is nature’s glue.”
  • (After picking some Skunk Cabbage) “You guys just don’t appreciate nature’s aromas.”
  • (After my wife Heather complained to a waiter about the background music in a Chinese restaurant) “The waiter was laughing out of fear.”
  • (In a local townie restaurant) “This tastes like glue.”
  • (On his older brother) “Tommy spawns a lot of bad vibes.”
  • (On his dinner) “It’s covered in cheese and makes me feel weird.”
  • “I hate what I hate.”
  • “It’s an inflatable hammer. Why would I not hit someone with it?”
  • (Watching a commercial) “I want that razor. It handles male terrain.”
  • “I’m getting the feeling that dad would be an abusive father if he was an accountant. “
  • (Eating in a Mexican restaurant) “Guacamole makes me feel weird.”
  • (Getting some dessert at home) “Where’s that spoon that scrapes out the ice cream?”
  • “Somebody needs to invent edible tape. “
  • (At a nicer restaurant) “Why does fancy bread need to be so uncomfortable?”
  • Me (drinking a Moscow Mule): “Everything tastes better in a copper mug.” Pete: “Is that why pennies taste so good?”
  • (Out of the blue, after sitting quietly for a while) “I had a dream last night that I was in war-torn Poland.”

About Kevin

Kevin Jarnot is a technologist who lives just South of Boston, MA. He is currently employed as Chief Technology Officer at Micronotes, an AI-driven conversation-marketing company based in Boston, MA.
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One Response to Quotes from my son, Pete

  1. Mom says:

    Hey–I was complaining about the music being on a 2 min loop!! 😉

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