This is possibly the greatest programming language ever invented; the Shakespeare Programming Language (SPL).
The following program reverses the characters in a given string:
Othello, a stacky man.
Lady Macbeth, who pushes him around till he pops.
Act I: The one and only.
Scene I: In the beginning, there was nothing.
[Enter Othello and Lady Macbeth]
You are nothing!
Scene II: Pushing to the very end.
Open your mind! Remember yourself.
You are as hard as the sum of yourself and a stone wall. Am I as horrid as a flirt-gill?
If not, let us return to scene II. Recall your imminent death!
You are as small as the difference between yourself and a hair!
Scene III: Once you pop, you can't stop!
Recall your unhappy childhood. Speak your mind!
You are as vile as the sum of yourself and a toad! Are you better than nothing?
If so, let us return to scene III.
Scene IV: The end.