Office Space Haiku

c/o Haikuvies:

Peter hates his job
day after meaningless day
in a cubicle

Missing cover sheets
on your TPS reports
did you get memo?

Evil printer drives
Michael Bolton to madness
PC Load Letter

Hypnotherapist
dies, leaving Peter sanguine
skipping work to fish

Lumbergh and the Bobs
bring layoffs and misery
white collars, dark times

Pissed-off IT guys
hatch plot to rob Initech
(see: Superman III)

Red stapler is gone
Milton carries out his threat
orange flames lick the sky