Yearly Archives: 2007

Hey Judy, get Trudy/You said to call you up if I was feeling moody

I have no idea why I thought of this song, but I feel a need to rant…

This is most likely my least favorite song of all time. They played it every freaking hour on the radio back in 1980. These guys made the Knack seem talented. Bad lyrics, bad music, bad bad BAD. I’m sure they were a great band to see live, but since I hated them so much I never bothered.

Damn, that sucks.

Looking back to the early 1980’s, this song along with anything by Bruce Springsteen, Bob Seger and Jackson Browne made me jump up and change the radio channel.

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Mac OS X 10.5 Leopard receives UNIX 03 certification

This is cool in the very geekiest sense of “cool”. From Ars Technica:

One of the big draws of OS X has always been the UNIX-like, BSD heritage of the operating system. Apple has always touted OS X as UNIX-based and played up the security, stability, and compatibility that comes with the BSD foundation. The company has also gotten in some trouble with The Open Group over Apple’s use of the UNIX name, when in fact OS X wasn’t actually UNIX-certified. All that is changing, though, since the upcoming Leopard release has received the UNIX 03 certification (PDF) as of May 18, meaning that Mac OS X 10.5 on the Intel platform is a “true” UNIX OS, rather than just being UNIX-like.

It may all sound like semantics, but the certification is actually quite important for Apple and for the OS. The UNIX 03 certification means that Leopard conforms to the Single UNIX Specification Version 3 (SUS), a specification for how things like the shell, compiler, C APIs, and so on should work. Of course, the UNIX 03 certification is only for Intel-based Macs, but I suspect that has more to do with Apple not bothering to get OS X certified for an older architecture. This latest news marks Leopard as the first BSD-based OS to receive the UNIX 03 certification, which is quite an impressive feat, and also adds Apple to a very short list of official UNIX 03 OS vendors (IBM, Sun, and HP being the others).

The fact that Apple can use the UNIX name more freely is cool, but the certification will have a far bigger impact on enterprise customers. Any software written for the SUS specification is easily portable to a UNIX 03 operating system, meaning that enterprise customers who need a “real” UNIX for their applications can now use Leopard servers if they so desire. Leopard’s certification also gives developers another option for a development platforms, which could translate into some extra Mac sales. Things like the GUI may not be portable, but any code written according to the specification should be. This would make the UNIX 03 certification a big draw for developers and enterprise customers alike, by providing another (perhaps cheaper) option for developing and running UNIX applications.

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But the Massachusetts was supposed to be "predisastered"…

Updated! – see Boston Globe article link below

I commute in to Boston from the South Shore by boat. Its much more relaxing than driving, and the each boat has a bar. How can you go wrong. Out of all of the commuter boats in the fleet, I prefer to take the Massachusetts. It’s an older monohull boat, and does not go very fast. Hence, the “Type As” stay away from it in droves. I love it.

Last Summer, the Massachusetts had engine trouble and one of the engines set on fire in the middle of Boston harbor with commuters on-board. Everyone got off safely, and the Mass had to be overhauled.

Massachusetts Burning

It was out of commission for close to a year, and just started making commuter runs about a month ago. I have been making a point of getting up extra early to take it in on the 6:50 AM run, and taking it home on the 6:00 PM run.

This morning, it was very foggy in the harbor. At one point the engines went into full reverse as we almost missed the gap under the Long Island bridge and had to back up to correct course. We all had some laughs (“Ooops – lousy aim!”) and we slowly carried on.

At roughly 7:20, the engines again went into full reverse as we almost ran into a small fishing boat. Visibility could not have been more than 20-30 feet. Suddenly someone started screaming “ohmygodohmygodohmygod!” and we could see the bow of the Laura, another of the commuter boats, heading for us. The engines kicked up, but we couldn’t back up fast enough. The bow of the Laura came through the window, slightly starboard. People were jumping out of the way, and some people had grabbed others to get them out of the path of the Laura’s bow. It came through the window and wall roughly 10 feet, knocking over seats, ripping a hole roughly 5 feet wide. The woman next to me was in hysterics, screaming that she was pregnant. We all started grabbing life vests, and I ran to the back of the boat to help hand them out.

Things calmed down in another 5 or so minutes. We found out that luckily no one was seriously hurt – just a few cuts from the flying glass. The hole was high enough that we were not in danger of taking on water, so we proceeded (very slowly) to Rowes Wharf, which was only a few hundred feet away from where the accident occurred.

Another fun day commuting.

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Dramatic Chipmunk

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The Best Thought Experiments

From Wired.com:

2. Schrödinger’s cat

A cat is trapped in a box with radioactive material, a Geiger counter, and a mechanism rigged to release poison if particle decay is detected. According to Erwin Schrödinger, the cat exists in two probable states. But that doesn’t track with reality (cats are not both alive and dead). Proposed in 1935, the postulate illustrates that some quantum concepts just don’t work at nonquantum scales. Also that Schrödinger was a dog person.

8. Parfit’s teleporter

Philosopher Derek Parfit is famous for basing thought experiments on sci-fi. In 1984, he envisioned a teleporter malfunction, like the one that made two James T. Kirks in an episode of Star Trek. Teleporters annihilate every particle in you, then rebuild them from scratch. What happens if the original isn’t destroyed? Which is the real you? Parfit says both. Evil Kirk would disagree.

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Useless Body Parts

Interesting article on body parts we could live without…

In the first chapter of The Descent of Man, Charles Darwin identified roughly a dozen anatomic traits that he gleefully described as “useless, or nearly useless, and consequently no longer subject to natural selection.”

[Examples include…]

VOMERONASAL ORGAN
A tiny pit on each side of the septum is lined with nonfunctioning chemoreceptors. They may be all that remains of a once extensive pheromone-detecting ability.

EXTRINSIC EAR MUSCLES
This trio of muscles most likely made it possible for prehominids to move their ears independently of their heads, as rabbits and dogs do. We still have them, which is why most people can learn to wiggle their ears.

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Inside the Monkeysphere

Great article from David Wong – why 99.99999% of the world’s population are “one-dimensional characters” to us:

Picture a monkey. A monkey dressed like a little pirate, if you wish. We’ll call him Slappy.

Imagine you have Slappy as a pet. Imagine a personality for him. Maybe you and he have little pirate monkey adventures and maybe even join up to fight crime. You’d be sad if Slappy died, wouldn’t you?

Now, imagine you get five more monkeys. Tito, Bubbles, Fluffy, Marcel and ShitTosser. Imagine personalities for each of them. Maybe one is aggressive, one is affectionate, one is distant and quiet. And so on. They’re all your personal monkey friends.

Now imagine a hundred monkeys. Then a thousand.

How long until you can’t tell them apart? Or remember their names? At what point, in your mind, do your beloved pets become just a faceless sea of monkey? If you get enough monkeys, you’ll eventually have enough that you no longer even care if one of them dies.

Now, each of these monkeys is every bit the monkey that Slappy was. It’s just that you don’t give a rat’s ass any more.

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EDIT 20100601 – updated with new link to cracked.com

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Yum! Chocolate Covered SQL…

From WTF:

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Reason #752 not to vote for McCain

From CNN:

WASHINGTON (CNN) — At a town hall meeting in South Carolina Wednesday, Arizona Sen. John McCain was asked if there is a plan to attack Iran. McCain began his answer by changing the words to a classic Beach Boys’ song.

“You know that old Beach Boys song, Bomb Iran?” the Republican presidential candidate said. Then, he sang. “Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran.”

He finished his answer by discussing the Iran’s nuclear ambitions and the country’s desire to wipe Israel off the map to emphasize the real dangers that it poses to the world.

“The senator was adding levity to the discussion and the crowd reacted with laughter,” campaign spokesman Kevin McLaughlin said. “He went on to discuss the seriousness of issue.”

Also, check out the excellent article in Reason magazine, “Be Afraid of President McCain – The frightening mind of an authoritarian maverick“.

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