Yearly Archives: 2006

The Big Lebowski – The F*cking Short Version

F*cking brilliant!

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Real-life Seurat

On July 1st, the community of Beloit, Wisconsin came together on the banks of the Rock River to recreate George Seurat’s “Sunday Afternoon on the Island of LaGrande Jatte”.

Real Life
Teenie Tiny Dots

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Velcro Being Pulled Apart

Velcro, up close and personal.


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After stroke, UK woman speaks with Jamaican accent

Via Boing Boing:

After suffering a stroke, a woman in the UK started speaking in an accent that sounds Jamaican (or by some accounts, eastern European).

Researchers at Oxford University have found that patients with foreign accent syndrome have suffered damage to areas of the brain that affect speech.

The result is often a drawing out or clipping of the vowels that mimic the accent of a particular country, such as Spain or France, even though the sufferer has limited exposure to that accent. The syndrome was first identified during the Second World War when a Norwegian woman suffered shrapnel damage to her brain. She developed a German accent, which led to her being ostracised by her community.

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Senator Ted Stevens is a Dope

Senator Ted Stevens (R – Alaska) (watch the Daily Show’s primer), the belligerent blowhard and sponsor of the infamous “bridge to nowhere”, has chimed in on net neutrality – and provided demonstrable proof that he has no idea how the Internet actually works.

Here is Steven’s quote, via Wired’s 27B Stroke 6 blog:

There’s one company now you can sign up and you can get a movie delivered to your house daily by delivery service. Okay. And currently it comes to your house, it gets put in the mail box when you get home and you change your order but you pay for that, right.

But this service isn’t going to go through the interent and what you do is you just go to a place on the internet and you order your movie and guess what you can order ten of them delivered to you and the delivery charge is free.

Ten of them streaming across that internet and what happens to your own personal internet?

I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o’clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.

So you want to talk about the consumer? Let’s talk about you and me. We use this internet to communicate and we aren’t using it for commercial purposes.

We aren’t earning anything by going on that internet. Now I’m not saying you have to or you want to discrimnate against those people […]

The regulatory approach is wrong. Your approach is regulatory in the sense that it says “No one can charge anyone for massively invading this world of the internet”. No, I’m not finished. I want people to understand my position, I’m not going to take a lot of time. [?]

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It’s not a truck.

It’s a series of tubes.

And if you don’t understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

Now we have a separate Department of Defense internet now, did you know that?

Do you know why?

Because they have to have theirs delivered immediately. They can’t afford getting delayed by other people.

[…]

Now I think these people are arguing whether they should be able to dump all that stuff on the internet ought to consider if they should develop a system themselves.

Maybe there is a place for a commercial net but it’s not using what consumers use every day.

It’s not using the messaging service that is essential to small businesses, to our operation of families.

The whole concept is that we should not go into this until someone shows that there is something that has been done that really is a viloation of net neutraility that hits you and me.

The original audio can be found here.

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Spam Haiku?

Just received this haiku-ish text in a spam email:

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pitched voices stated manual
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Over find ..Despite managed
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Fear the Mullets

Thank you, YouTube, for providing me a way to upload my l33t keyboard skills to the Internets.

Set the wayback machine to 1986…

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Top 100 Network Security Tools

Security expert and Nmap creator Fyodor has compiled a list of the top 100 security tools for 2006:

After the tremendously successful 2000 and 2003 security tools surveys, Insecure.Org is delighted to release this 2006 survey. I (Fyodor) asked users from the nmap-hackers mailing list to share their favorite tools, and 3,243 people responded. This allowed me to expand the list to 100 tools, and even subdivide them into categories. Anyone in the security field would be well advised to go over the list and investigate tools they are unfamiliar with. I discovered several powerful new tools this way. I also will be pointing newbies to this site whenever they write me saying “I don’t know where to start”.

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I Hate the Bloody Queen

Ah, the Queen Haters

“I’d like to drown the Queen!
Off the coast of Argentine
Throw her off a battleship
With her Falkland war machine!
She taxes me to death
I can’t afford me dope
I’d like to get her high
Yeah, that would make me laugh.”

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Music Meme

List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they’re not any good, but they must be songs you’re really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your livejournal along with your 7 songs. Then tag 7 other people to see what they’re listening to.

OK, Brigid has tagged me, so I must reply…

1) Tweaker, “Linoleum” – ex-NiN drummer Chris Vrenna + David Sylvian. How can you go wrong? Very haunting. Video available on YouTube.

2) And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, “And the Rest Will Follow” – damn, I love this album, and this is my fave song. Watch the video.

3) King Crimson, “Sleepless” – an oldie but a goodie. I had it on repeat on my iPod last week. Video

4) Porcupine Tree, “Blackest Eyes” – the best song from their album In Absentia. Starts off loud and bombastic, mellows, and then closes with a bang. Video

5) Sigur Rós, “Takk…” – haunting, beautiful, Icelandic!

6) Todd Rundgren’s Utopia, “Utopia Theme” – I can’t believe this album is now 32 years old. Very trippy, jazzy prog rock. 15 minutes long! This clip will give you an idea…

7) The Orb, “Slug Dub” – I defy you not to smile. Listen

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