Monthly Archives: June 2006

Spam Haiku?

Just received this haiku-ish text in a spam email:

snow rain
minor surface blemishes imperfect
split: data. address data.CPU RCP MiB/s
pitched voices stated manual
filters mipmaps smoothly without
prawa CRN
said debugger poor easy mistakes down seemingly
Jockey
negative publicity Soft.
blurry
flexible moldable needs assumed
own. bound signers
duty choosing new
Get
Conkers possibly around.
Over find ..Despite managed
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Fear the Mullets

Thank you, YouTube, for providing me a way to upload my l33t keyboard skills to the Internets.

Set the wayback machine to 1986…

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Top 100 Network Security Tools

Security expert and Nmap creator Fyodor has compiled a list of the top 100 security tools for 2006:

After the tremendously successful 2000 and 2003 security tools surveys, Insecure.Org is delighted to release this 2006 survey. I (Fyodor) asked users from the nmap-hackers mailing list to share their favorite tools, and 3,243 people responded. This allowed me to expand the list to 100 tools, and even subdivide them into categories. Anyone in the security field would be well advised to go over the list and investigate tools they are unfamiliar with. I discovered several powerful new tools this way. I also will be pointing newbies to this site whenever they write me saying “I don’t know where to start”.

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I Hate the Bloody Queen

Ah, the Queen Haters

“I’d like to drown the Queen!
Off the coast of Argentine
Throw her off a battleship
With her Falkland war machine!
She taxes me to death
I can’t afford me dope
I’d like to get her high
Yeah, that would make me laugh.”

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Music Meme

List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they’re not any good, but they must be songs you’re really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your livejournal along with your 7 songs. Then tag 7 other people to see what they’re listening to.

OK, Brigid has tagged me, so I must reply…

1) Tweaker, “Linoleum” – ex-NiN drummer Chris Vrenna + David Sylvian. How can you go wrong? Very haunting. Video available on YouTube.

2) And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, “And the Rest Will Follow” – damn, I love this album, and this is my fave song. Watch the video.

3) King Crimson, “Sleepless” – an oldie but a goodie. I had it on repeat on my iPod last week. Video

4) Porcupine Tree, “Blackest Eyes” – the best song from their album In Absentia. Starts off loud and bombastic, mellows, and then closes with a bang. Video

5) Sigur Rós, “Takk…” – haunting, beautiful, Icelandic!

6) Todd Rundgren’s Utopia, “Utopia Theme” – I can’t believe this album is now 32 years old. Very trippy, jazzy prog rock. 15 minutes long! This clip will give you an idea…

7) The Orb, “Slug Dub” – I defy you not to smile. Listen

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Serious Study: Immaturity Levels Rising

Nyaa nyaa nya nyaa nyaaaaa…

The adage “like a kid at heart” may be truer than we think, since new research is showing that grown-ups are more immature than ever.

Specifically, it seems a growing number of people are retaining the behaviors and attitudes associated with youth.

While the human mind responds to new information over the course of any individual’s lifetime, Charlton argues that past physical environments were more stable and allowed for a state of psychological maturity. In hunter-gatherer societies, that maturity was probably achieved during a person’s late teens or early twenties, he said.

“By contrast, many modern adults fail to attain this maturity, and such failure is common and indeed characteristic of highly educated and, on the whole, effective and socially valuable people,” he said.

“People such as academics, teachers, scientists and many other professionals are often strikingly immature outside of their strictly specialist competence in the sense of being unpredictable, unbalanced in priorities, and tending to overreact.”

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List of Fictional Expletives

Someone has created a Wikipedia page that “contains expletives invented by writers of fiction—often science fiction or fantasy—to add nuance to the fictional cultures in their work, and sometimes as a form of censorship”.

Notable examples:

  • b’zugda hiara From Terry Pratchett’s Discworld novels. A scathing insult in dwarfish, which translates to “lawn ornament”
  • ass-clown – an insult made up by Mike Judge off the top of his head to describe singer Michael Bolton for a particular line of the film “Office Space” so as not to have to call him a “no talent ass-hole” . Also used again in the film Bad Santa by Ajay Naidu, who played Samir in “Office Space”. Frequently used by wrestler Chris Jericho.
  • frak – new spelling for “frack” used in the new Battlestar Galactica. (Same meaning as “fuck”). Same usage as the original series, but greatly expanded, and it also seems to carry the same “social weight” as fuck, as characters sometimes apologise for their language after using it.
  • fucktard – from B3ta; contraction of “fucking” and “retard”; meaning a fucking retard.
  • joojooflop – from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: “One whole joojooflop situation”
  • monkey-boy – from The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension. A derogatory way of referring to earthlings, used by the Red Lectroid aliens.
  • semprini – from Monty Python’s Flying Circus television show. Never exactly defined, this is one of the words supposedly banned from the show. Used to refer to a part of the body, but is also the name of an aftershave.

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King's Quest 3 (the remake) has been released!

A faithful remake with excellent graphics and a modern interface is ready for downloading…

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Transformer Houses

In 1987, Canadian photographer Robin Collyer began documenting houses that aren’t houses at all – they’re architecturally-disguised electrical substations, complete with windows, blinds, and bourgeois landscaping.

“During the 1950s and 1960s,” Collyer explains in a recent issue of Cabinet Magazine, “the Hydro-Electric public utilities in the metropolitan region of Toronto built structures known as ‘Bungalow-Style Substations.’ These stations, which have transforming and switching functions, were constructed in a manner that mimics the style and character of the different neighborhoods.”

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Techie Fight Club?

CNN.com – Computer techs turn to fisticuffs for fun

They may sport love handles and Ivy League degrees, but every two weeks, some Silicon Valley techies turn into vicious street brawlers in a real-life, underground fight club.

Kicking, punching and swinging every household object imaginable — from frying pans and tennis rackets to pillowcases stuffed with soda cans — they beat each other mercilessly in a garage in this bedroom community south of San Francisco.

Then, bloodied and bruised, they limp back to their desks in the morning.

“When you get beat down enough, it becomes a very un-macho thing,” said Shiyin Siou, 34, a Santa Clara software engineer and three-year veteran of the clandestine fights. “But I don’t need this to prove I’m macho — I’m macho enough as it is.”

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