Damn, I love YouTube. Where else can you find ancient Eddie Jobson music videos?
Here are my favorite music videos:
Damn, I love YouTube. Where else can you find ancient Eddie Jobson music videos?
Here are my favorite music videos:
Just found this video on YouTube:
Ever since I first saw a demo of Sketchup, the world’s coolest 3D sketch program, I’ve been dying to have a copy. Yes, I could have downloaded a demo copy, but that’s no fun as it’s only valid for 8 hours.
Google had purchased the company a few months ago, and I had hoped that this would mean a free version would be forthcoming. There was nothing for a while, and then today I saw that there’s now a free version – Google SketchUp (free).
I’ll be having some fun tonight… 
From scifi.com:
SCI FI Channel announced the development of Caprica, a spinoff prequel of its hit Battlestar Galactica, in presentations to advertisers in New York on April 26. Caprica would come from Galactica executive producers Ronald D. Moore and David Eick, writer Remi Aubuchon (24) and NBC Universal Television Studio.
Caprica would take place more than half a century before the events that play out in Battlestar Galactica. The people of the Twelve Colonies are at peace and living in a society not unlike our own, but where high-technology has changed the lives of virtually everyone for the better.
But a startling breakthrough in robotics is about to occur, one that will bring to life the age-old dream of marrying artificial intelligence with a mechanical body to create the first living robot: a Cylon. Following the lives of two families, the Graystones and the Adamas (the family of William Adama, who will one day become the commander of the Battlestar Galactica), Caprica will weave together corporate intrigue, techno-action and sexual politics into television’s first science fiction family saga, the channel announced.
Copied from http://spinozany.livejournal.com/530.html. Origin unknown…
Ready to have children?
HOW TO KNOW WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE READY TO HAVE CHILDREN…
THE MESS TEST
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.
THE TOY TEST
Obtain a 55 gallon box of Legos (or you may substitute roofing tacks).
Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream because this would wake a child at night.
THE GROCERY STORE TEST
Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage.
THE DRESSING TEST
Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all the arms stay inside.
THE FEEDING TEST
Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal into the mouth of the jug, while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the floor.
THE NIGHT TEST
Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8-12 pounds of
sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 3:00p.m. begin to waltz and hum
with the bag until 9:00p.m. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for
10:00p.m. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever
heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing to these too until 4:00a.m.
Set alarm for 5:00 a.m. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5
years. Look cheerful.
THE INGENUITY TEST
Take an egg carton. Using a pair of scissors and pot of paint, turn it
into an alligator. Now take a toilet paper tube and turn it into an
attractive Christmas candle. Use only scotch tape and a piece of foil.
Last, take a milk carton, a ping-pong ball, and an empty box of Cocoa
Puffs. Make an exact replica of the Eiffel Tower.
THE AUTOMOBILE TEST
Forget the BMW and buy a station wagon. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone
and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there. Get a dime. Stick it into the cassette player. Take a family size package of chocolate chip cookies.
Mash them into the back seat. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car. There… perfect.
THE PHYSICAL TEST (Women)
Obtain a large bean bag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 months. Now remove all of the beans. Leave it on for the rest of your life.
THE PHYSICAL TEST (Men)
Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the head office and arrange for your paycheck to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time.
THE FINAL ASSIGNMENT
Find a couple who already have a small child. Lecture them on how they can improve their discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training and child’s table manners. Suggest many ways they can improve. Emphasize to them that they should never allow their children to run wild. Enjoy this experience. It will be the last time you will have all the answers.
Seen on the Future of Freedom Foundation website:
The Conservative:
I’m a conservative. I believe in individual liberty, free markets, private property, and limited government, except for:
1. Social Security;
2. Medicare;
3. Medicaid;
4. Welfare;
5. Drug laws;
6. Public schooling;
7. Federal grants;
8. Economic regulations;
9. Minimum-wage laws and price controls;
10. Federal Reserve System;
11. Paper money;
12. Income taxation and the IRS;
13. Trade restrictions;
14. Immigration controls;
15. The postal monopoly;
16. Foreign aid;
17. Foreign wars of aggression;
18. Foreign occupations;
19. An overseas military empire;
20. A standing army and a military-industrial complex;
21. Infringements on civil liberties;
22. Military detentions and denial of due process and jury trials for citizens and non-citizens accused of crimes;
23. Torture and sex abuse of prisoners;
24. Secret kidnappings and “renditions” to brutal foreign regimes for purposes of torture;
25. Secret torture centers around the world;
26. Secret courts and secret judicial proceedings;
27. Warrantless wiretapping of citizens and non-citizens;
28. Violations of the Constitution and Bill of Rights for purposes of “national security”; and
29. Out-of-control federal spending to pay for all this.
The Libertarian:
I’m a libertarian. I believe in individual liberty, free markets, private property, and limited government. Period. No exceptions.
I’m still not sure how I feel about turning 40. Hell, it’s better than turning 50, right?
Stuff that happened on April 12th (from Wikipedia):
* 467 – Anthemius is elevated to Emperor of the Western Roman Empire
* 1606 – The Union Jack is adopted as the national flag of Great Britain.
* 1633 – The formal interrogation by the Inquisition of Galileo Galilei begins.
* 1776 – North Carolina’s Provincial Congress authorized its delegates to the Second Continental Congress to vote for independence by issuing the Halifax Resolves.
* 1861 – American Civil War: The war begins with Confederate forces firing on Fort Sumter, in the harbor of Charleston, South Carolina.
* 1864 – American Civil War: Fort Pillow massacre — Confederate forces under General Nathan Bedford Forrest kill most of the African American soldiers who had surrendered at Fort Pillow, Tennessee.
* 1865 – American Civil War: Mobile, Alabama, falls to the Union Army.
* 1877 – The United Kingdom annexes the Transvaal.
* 1937 – Sir Frank Whittle ground-tests the first jet engine designed to power an aircraft, at the British Thomson-Houston factory in Rugby, England.
* 1945 – President Franklin D. Roosevelt dies, and Harry S. Truman is inaugurated as the 33rd President of the United States.
* 1946 – Syria gains independence from France.
* 1954 – Bill Haley and His Comets record “Rock Around the Clock” in New York City. Initially unsuccessful, the recording would help launch the rock and roll revolution a year later.
* 1955 – The polio vaccine, developed by Dr. Jonas Salk, is declared safe and effective.
* 1961 – Yuri Gagarin becomes the first man to fly in space.
* 1968 – Nerve gas accident at Skull Valley, Utah.
* 1975 – Khmer Rouge troops capture Phnom Penh, Cambodia.
* 1980 – Samuel Doe takes control of Liberia in a coup d’etat, ending over 130 years of democratic presidential succession in that country.
* 1980 – Terry Fox begins his “Marathon of Hope” by dipping his artificial leg into the Atlantic at St. John’s, Newfoundland.
* 1981 – The first launch of a Space Shuttle: Columbia launches on the STS-1 mission.
* 1990 – Christian Bernard, F.R.C., becomes Imperator of AMORC.
* 1994 – Canter & Siegel post the first commercial mass Usenet spam.
* 1996 – Yahoo! had its initial public offering, selling 2.6 million shares at $13 each.
* 1998 – Catastrophical earthquake in Slovenia in Posočje 5,6 on the Richter scale.
* 2002 – Pedro Carmona becomes interim President of Venezuela during the Venezuelan coup attempt of 2002, a military coup against Hugo Chávez.
Birthdays:
* 599 BC – Mahavira, Indian founder of Jainism (d. 527 BC)
* 812 – Muhammad at-Taqi, Arabian Shia Imam (d. 835)
* 1484 – Antonio da Sangallo the Younger, Italian architect (d. 1546)
* 1500 – Joachim Camerarius, German classical scholar (d. 1574)
* 1526 – Muretus, French humanist (d. 1585)
* 1550 – Edward de Vere, 17th Earl of Oxford, English politician (d. 1604)
* 1577 – King Christian IV of Denmark (d. 1648)
* 1713 – Guillaume Thomas François Raynal, French writer (d. 1796)
* 1722 – Pietro Nardini, Italian composer (d. 1793)
* 1724 – Dr. Lyman Hall, American signer of the Declaration of Independence (d. 1790)
* 1726 – Charles Burney, English music historian (d. 1814)
* 1748 – Antoine Laurent de Jussieu, French botanist (d. 1836)
* 1777 – Henry Clay, American statesman and five-time Presidential candidate (d. 1852)
* 1794 – Germinal Pierre Dandelin, Belgian mathematician (d. 1847)
* 1799 – Henri Druey, Swiss Federal Councilor (d. 1855)
* 1823 – Alexandr Ostrovsky, Russian dramatist (d. 1886)
* 1839 – Nikolai Przhevalsky, Russian explorer (d. 1888)
* 1848 – José Gautier Benítez, Puerto Rican poet
* 1856 – William Martin Conway, English art critic and mountaineer (d. 1937)
* 1868 – Akiyama Saneyuki, Japanese naval commander (d. 1918)
* 1869 – Henri Désiré Landru, French serial killer (d. 1922)
* 1884 – Otto Meyerhof, German-born biochemist, recipient of the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine (d. 1951)
* 1887 – Harold Lockwood, American silent film actor (d. 1918)
* 1888 – Heinrich Neuhaus, Soviet pianist (d. 1964)
* 1892 – Johnny Dodds, American jazz clarinetist (d. 1940)
* 1893 – Robert Harron, American actor (d. 1920)
* 1898 – Lily Pons, American soprano (d. 1976)
* 1902 – Louis Beel, Prime Minister of the Netherlands (d. 1977)
* 1903 – Sally Rand, American dancer and actress (d. 1979)
* 1903 – Jan Tinbergen, Dutch economist, Bank of Sweden Prize winner (d. 1994)
* 1907 – Felix de Weldon, Austrian-born sculptor (d. 2003)
* 1912 – Walt Gorney, American actor (d. 2004)
* 1916 – Beverly Cleary, American writer
* 1917 – Helen Forrest, American singer (d. 1999)
* 1922 – Tiny Tim, American musician (d. 1996)
* 1923 – Ann Miller, American actress and dancer (d. 2004)
* 1928 – Hardy Krüger, German actor
* 1928 – Jean-François Paillard, French conductor
* 1932 – Dennis Banks, American activist
* 1932 – Lakshman Kadirgamar, Sri Lankan Politician (assassinated) (d. 2005)
* 1933 – Montserrat Caballé, Catalan soprano
* 1935 – Johnny Bucyk, Canadian ice hockey player
* 1939 – Alan Ayckbourn, English writer
* 1940 – Herbie Hancock, American pianist and composer
* 1941 – Bobby Moore, English footballer (d. 1993)
* 1944 – John Kay, German-born musician (Steppenwolf)
* 1946 – Ed O’Neill, American actor
* 1947 – Tom Clancy, American author
* 1947 – David Letterman, American talk show host
* 1948 – Jeremy Beadle, British television presenter
* 1948 – Joschka Fischer, Foreign Minister of Germany
* 1948 – Sandra “Lois” Reeves, American singer (Martha & the Vandellas)
* 1949 – Scott Turow, American writer
* 1950 – David Cassidy, American singer and actor
* 1950 – Kari Palaste, Finnish architect
* 1952 – Ralph Wiley, American sports journalist (d. 2004)
* 1954 – Pat Travers, Canadian musician
* 1956 – Andy Garcia, Cuban-born actor
* 1956 – Herbert Grönemeyer, German singer, pianist, and actor
* 1957 – Vince Gill, American musician
* 1961 – Lisa Gerrard, Australian singer and film composer
* 1961 – D D Verni, American musician , (Overkill)
* 1962 – Art Alexakis, American musician (Everclear)
* 1962 – Takada Nobuhiko, Japanese professional wrestler
* 1964 – Amy Ray, American musician (Indigo Girls)
* 1970 – Nick Hexum, American musician (311)
* 1971 – Nicholas Brendon, actor
* 1971 – Shannen Doherty, American actress
* 1974 – Marley Shelton, American actress
* 1976 – Brad Miller, American Basketball player
* 1978 – Guy Berryman, British musician (Coldplay)
* 1978 – Riley Smith, American actor
* 1979 – Claire Danes, American actress
* 1979 – Mateja Kežman, Serbian footballer
* 1982 – Deen, Bosnian singer
* 1985 – Hitomi Yoshizawa, Japanese singer (Morning Musume)
* 1993 – Calvin Dewayne Birdlong Jr.,Jasper homeland
Deaths:
* 65 – Seneca the Younger, Roman philosopher, statesman and dramatist
* 238 – Gordian I, Roman Emperor (suicide)
* 238 – Gordian II, heir to the Roman Empire (killed in battle)
* 352 – St. Julius I, 35th Pope of the Catholic Church
* 1443 – Henry Chichele, Archbishop of Canterbury
* 1550 – Claude, Duke of Guise, French soldier (b. 1496)
* 1555 – Juana of Castile, queen of Philip I of Castile (b. 1479)
* 1687 – Ambrose Dixon, Virginia Colony pioneer
* 1704 – Jacques-Bénigne Bossuet, French bishop and writer (b. 1627)
* 1748 – William Kent, English architect
* 1782 – Metastasio, Italian poet and librettist (b. 1698)
* 1788 – Carlo Antonio Campioni, French-born composer (b. 1719)
* 1795 – Johann Kaspar Basselet von La Rosée, Bavarian general (b. 1710)
* 1814 – Charles Burney, English music historian (b. 1726)
* 1850 – Adoniram Judson, American Baptist missionary (b. 1788)
* 1878 – William Marcy Tweed, aka Boss Tweed, American politician (b. 1823)
* 1902 – Marie Alfred Cornu, French physicist (b. 1842)
* 1912 – Clara Barton, American nurse and Red Cross advocate (b. 1821)
* 1938 – Feodor Chaliapin, Russian bass (b. 1873)
* 1945 – Franklin D. Roosevelt, 32nd President of the United States (b. 1882)
* 1962 – Sir Mokshagundam Visvesvaraya, Indian politician and engineer (b. 1861)
* 1971 – Igor Tamm, Russian physicist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1895)
* 1971 – Ed Lafitte, American baseball player (b. 1871)
* 1975 – Josephine Baker, American dancer (b. 1906)
* 1980 – Clark McConachy, New Zealand billiards and snooker player (b. 1895)
* 1980 – William R. Tolbert, Jr., President of Liberia (b. 1913)
* 1981 – Joe Louis, American boxer (b. 1914)
* 1986 – Valentin Kataev, Russian writer (b. 1897)
* 1988 – Alan Paton, South African novelist (b. 1903)
* 1989 – Gerald Flood, British actor (b. 1927)
* 1989 – Abbie Hoffman, American radical leader (b. 1936)
* 1989 – Sugar Ray Robinson, American boxer (b. 1921)
* 1997 – George Wald, American scientist, recipient of the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine (b. 1903)
* 1999 – Boxcar Willie, American singer (b. 1931)
* 2003 – Cecil H. Green, American manufacturer (b. 1900)
On Wednesday of this week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00,
the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.
Obviously, it will actually happen twice that day (AM and PM).
Just found an April Fools joke on Google Earth. Area 51 has some visitors.
Update: Yow – this page currently has over 2500 Diggs (and a total of over 150,000 hits!!!) and is the top Digg story of the day! Thankfully 1&1’s servers are handling the load quite well…
Update: also listed on Wikipedia and waxy.org
Update: hello Washington Post readers…