I was playing around with the night vision feature of my digital camcorder today. It makes my sons look downright eeeeevillllll…
Fear the Jarnot children…
I knew there was some kind of dark force working when they paid us a visit last summer. Transcript as follows:
Tommy: Do you think we could have some cookies?
RA: Oh, sorry Tommy we don’t have any of those
Long awkward pause……
Tommy: I’m really hungry, I think I’d really like some chips please.
RA: Sorry Tommy, we don’t have any chips right now either
Long awkward pause
Tommy: Maybe you should check the cupboard, that’s where you would find the cookies
RA: Sorry Tommy, Wendy hasn’t done her shopping yet.
Longer more awkward pause
Tommy: Why don’t you go talk to her and she could tell you where the cookies are.
RA: No Tommy, I’m quite certain, we have no cookies.
Very long, very awkward pause
Tommy: Can I ask her where the cookies are?
I’ve been teaching them from an early age to never trust “the man”.
I guess I’ve achieved some level of success. 🙂