Monthly Archives: October 2004

Idiocy of the Do Not Fly List

From BoingBoing:

Deirdre McNamer (how appropriate) wrote a story in The New Yorker magazine in October 2002 about a 28-year-old pinko-gray-skinned, blue-eyed, red-blond-haired criminal called Christian Michael Longo who used the alias ‘John Thomas Christopher.’ His alias was placed on the DNFL used by the Transportation Security Administration. He was arrested in January 2002 but his alias was not removed from the DNFL. On March 23, 2002, 70-year-old brown-skinned, dark-eyed, gray-haired grandmother Johnnie Thomas was informed that she was on the master terrorist list and would have special security measures applied every time she flew. Indeed, the poor lady found that she was repeatedly delayed by a scurry of activity when she presented her tickets at an airline counter, extra X-rays of her checked baggage, supplementary examination of her hand-baggage and extra wanding at the entrance gates. On one occasion she was told that she had graduated to the exalted status labeled, ‘Not allowed to fly.’ She discovered that there was no method available for having ‘her’ name removed from the DNFL; indeed, one person from her local FBI office dismissively told her to hire a lawyer (although ironically, he refused to identify himself). An employee of the TSA informed her that ‘four other law-abiding John Thomases had called to complain.’

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Microsoft – "We're faster – and we dare you to try to prove us wrong"

From Ed Foster’s “Gripe Log“:

Now that Steve Ballmer and company have given you all the facts you need to compare Windows and Linux, allow me to add just one little tidbit.

A few days ago, Ballmer published an “executive letter” at http://www.microsoft.com/mscorp/execmail/ in which he invited IT professionals to look at all the propaganda … oops, I mean facts Microsoft has assembled comparing open source and Windows platforms. And while he didn’t point to it specifically, one couldn’t help but notice the white paper at the very top of Microsoft’s “Get the Facts” page (http://www.microsoft.com/getthefacts). “Comparing Microsoft .NET to IBM Websphere/J2EE” is a study commissioned by Microsoft and conducted by The Middleware Company analyzing productivity, performance, reliability and manageability of the two platforms.

Now, there are some interesting facts in that study and there are also some things that could be questioned, but I’m not going to go into detail on its findings or methodology. You can read it for yourself if you’re interested and make your own judgments. Of course, since Microsoft commissioned the study, it will come as no surprise to you that Windows wins. When you pay for the testing, you get to write the test plan.

What interests me most about this particular white paper is that it contains some benchmark results comparing performance of Windows server 2003 and the .Net development framework versus IBM Websphere running on Red Hat Enterprise Linux. Which brings me to that one little fact I wanted to add. The license agreement for Windows Server 2003 states:

“Benchmark Testing. The 32-bit version of the Software contains the Microsoft .NET Framework. Disclosure of the results of any benchmark test of the .NET Framework component of the Software to any third party without Microsoft’s prior written approval is prohibited.”

In other words, Microsoft says competitors need their permission to publish results of a study like the one Microsoft commissioned. If IBM, Red Hat, or some other open source advocate wanted to counter Microsoft’s claims with a study of their own, Microsoft’s license would deny them the right to publish their own set of benchmark results.

Since Microsoft’s censorship clause is probably not legally enforceable, it would theoretically be possible for a competitor to do its own study and dare Microsoft to do something about it. In practice, though, a competitor would probably have a great deal of difficulty getting any of the major independent labs to conduct the test without Microsoft’s approval. And, assuming that the test plan was one designed to show open source in a far more favorable light than Microsoft’s did, it’s highly unlikely Microsoft’s approval would be forthcoming.

Steve Ballmer says customers want factual information to help them answer questions about how open source and Windows platforms compare, and that’s certainly true. Microsoft can and should publish any information it thinks will sway customers to their side. What it shouldn’t do is to try to deny anyone else the right to do the same thing. Sometimes it seems like Microsoft has a monopoly of just about everything, but it shouldn’t have one on the facts.

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Funny – I've never Met a Dog named "Kevin"…

From AP:

A Brazilian legislator wants to make it illegal to give pets names that are common among people. Federal congressman Reinaldo Santos e Silva proposed the law after psychologists suggested that some children may get depressed when they learn they share their first name with someone’s pet, said Damarias Alves, a spokeswoman for Silva.

“Names have importance,” said Alves. The congressman “wants to challenge people’s assumptions that it’s acceptable to give animals human names,” she said.

If the law is passed, pet stores and veterinary clinics would be required to display a sign noting the prohibition of human first names for pets.

Brazilians who break the law would be subject to fines or community service.

Alves admitted the law’s chances of passage were slim but said Silva hoped the bill would call attention to his other efforts to protect animals.

“He’s proposed many laws to protect wildlife in Brazil, but this is the only one that has ever gotten any attention,” Alves said.

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Quake II as a Robotic and Multi-Agent Platform

A good friend of mine, Dave Costello, is co-author of a paper entitled “Quake II as a Robotic and Multi-Agent Platform“. It should also be noted that Dave is also on the top scorers list for his senior hockey league, and is very proud of that fact. :-)

We have modified the public-domain Quake II game to support research and teaching. Our research is in multi-agent control and supporting human-computer interfaces. Teaching applications have so far been in an undergraduate Artificial Intelligence class and include natural language understanding, machine learning, computer vision, and production system control. The motivation for this report is mainly to document our system development and interface. Only early results are in, but they appear promising. Our source code and user-level documentation is available on the web. The information document is a somewhat motion-blurred snapshot of the situation in September 2004.

The paper is actually a fun read, especially if you’re a Computer Science geek that enjoys Quake — much like me!.

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After 86 Years…

I love the way Boston.com put it:

AT LAST!  Pigs can fly, hell is frozen, the slipper finally fits, and Impossible Dreams really can come true. The Red Sox have won the World Series

I can actually hear church bells ringing outside…

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Leafy Sea Dragon Gallery

The New England Aquarium has recently opened a new Sea Dragon tank, and it’s now my family’s favorite exhibit. After Angler Fish and other deep sea creatures, I think Sea Dragon’s win the “bizarre looking sea creature” prize.

Check out the Leafy Sea Dragon Picture Gallery to see what I mean.

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The Blessing of Heaven is on Bush

Double oy. From CNN:

“And I warned him about this war. I had deep misgivings about this war, deep misgivings. And I was trying to say, ‘Mr. President, you had better prepare the American people for casualties.’ ”

Robertson said the president then told him, “Oh, no, we’re not going to have any casualties.”

Robertson, the televangelist who sought the Republican presidential nomination in 1988, said he wishes Bush would admit to mistakes made.

“I mean, the Lord told me it was going to be A, a disaster, and B, messy,” Robertson said. “I warned him about casualties.”

Even as Robertson criticized Bush for downplaying the potential dangers of the Iraq war, he heaped praise on Bush, saying he believes the president will win the election and that “the blessing of heaven is on Bush.”

“Even if he stumbles and messes up — and he’s had his share of stumbles and gaffes — I just think God’s blessing is on him,” Robertson said.

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TV-B-Gone

From Wired:

“Altman’s key-chain fob was a TV-B-Gone, a new universal remote that turns off almost any television. The device, which looks like an automobile remote, has just one button. When activated, it spends over a minute flashing out 209 different codes to turn off televisions, the most popular brands first.

For Altman, founder of Silicon Valley data-storage maker 3ware, the TV-B-Gone is all about freeing people from the attention-sapping hold of omnipresent television programming. The device is also providing hours of entertainment for its inventor.”

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Wall Street traders acting like zombies because of Red Sox-Yankees marathon games

Wall Street traders acting like zombies because of Red Sox-Yankees marathon games

If some traders on Wall Street have seemed a bit groggy lately, it’s simple enough to explain: the Red Sox and the Yankees.

Major League Baseball’s American League championship series between the New York Yankees and archrival Boston Red Sox is leaving Wall Street staffed with bleary-eyed baseball fans who’ve been glued to their TV sets during three marathon games in as many nights.

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Red Sox Win Game Five in 14 Innings, Six Hours

Yahoo!

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