Boston Drivers

When I logged in to my home Linux box this morning I received the following “fortune”:

I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the country is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual which I happen to have in my top desk drawer. Some of the Tips for Better Driving are worth considering, to wit:

[110.13]:
“When traveling on a one-way street, stay to the right, so as not
to interfere with oncoming traffic.”

[22.17b]:
“Learning to change lanes takes time and patience. The best
recommendation that can be made is to go to a Celtics [basketball]
game; study the fast break and then go out and practice it
on the highway.”

[41.16]:
“Never bump a baby carriage out of a crosswalk unless the kid’s really
asking for it.”

About Kevin

Kevin Jarnot is a technologist who lives just South of Boston, MA. He is currently employed as Chief Technology Officer at DebtX, a financial services technology company based in Boston.
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