Boston Drivers

When I logged in to my home Linux box this morning I received the following “fortune”:

I suppose some of the variation between Boston drivers and the rest of the country is due to the progressive Massachusetts Driver Education Manual which I happen to have in my top desk drawer. Some of the Tips for Better Driving are worth considering, to wit:

“When traveling on a one-way street, stay to the right, so as not
to interfere with oncoming traffic.”

“Learning to change lanes takes time and patience. The best
recommendation that can be made is to go to a Celtics [basketball]
game; study the fast break and then go out and practice it
on the highway.”

“Never bump a baby carriage out of a crosswalk unless the kid’s really
asking for it.”

About Kevin

Kevin Jarnot is a technologist who lives just South of Boston, MA. He is currently employed as Chief Technology Officer at Micronotes, an AI-driven conversation-marketing company based in Boston, MA.
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