Yearly Archives: 2001

Gotta Go See LotR

Having two small children around the house means Heather and I do not get many chances to see movies in movie theaters. Which stinks, as I’m dying to see The Lord of the Rings. Since I knew I wouldn’t be seeing it right away, I’ve started to re-read the book (that’s one book in three volumes). Even though this is like the 3rd or 4th time I read the book, it still amazes me. Man, Tolkien could write. Like a mutha. Damn.

I need to get a babysitter. But, hell, where there’s a whip, there’s a way

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Next year's holiday cards

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all; and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishees.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

No, I didn’t write that – I just thought it was apropos…

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Too much time on his hands

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to spend 16 hours in a Home Depot on a bet? Yeah, me neither.

If you’re paranoid and living in NYC (wait – just about everyone in NYC is paranoid), you’ll like this web site. It’s a project to track down and catalog every public surveillance camera in the Manhattan. 2397 and counting…

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L-Tryptophan

Ooooohhh, turkey make me sleepy.

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Frag Brent!

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Dilbert hits close to home.

As you most likely know, the tech job market, after ~5 years of incredible growth with very high pay and perks, is now in a bit of a slump (to put it nicely). I think this Dilbert says it all for how many of us feel:

Dilbert

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Happy Birthday, Petey!

Today’s my youngest son’s birthday. Peter turns 1 today!

Petey!

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Liberty is slipping away…

Now that the Anti-terrorism Bill has been signed into law, I think we all need to remember the words of Ben Franklin:

“They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.”

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Almost done

The landscapers were here yesterday to finish the job on our front yard. Excellent work…

After landscaping...

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Wow, Kevin likes strange music…

I’ve added a new feature to the web site — you can now see what I’m currently listening to via WinAmp on my Windows 2000 box.

So now you know…

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